By Matt Martin,
Friday, 11 October 2019 09:27 GMT
Discomfort has a face. Permit me to show it to you.
It is film Sonic The Hedgehog. It will tear your soul apart.
Following the release of Sonic the Hedgehog film pictures and trailers that lowered Sega’s mascot to a laughing stock, merchandise for the now delayed film appears equally terrifying.
Here’s a mask you can put on to scare the neighbourhood paedophile. Picture this bearing down on you.
Appear into these eyes and inform me you do not see evil incarnate.
You can invest in it from Amazon if you genuinely want to.
Thanks for the sleepless nights, Resetera.