Contact of Duty: Contemporary Warfare is officially out right now, but we’re nonetheless in workplace hours across lots of components of the globe. (Yes, hello, it is me, I’m at perform.) Possibly you had the foresight to schedule some holiday time to devote the day with the most current in the venerable series of FPS games, but if not, Activision has you covered with a prewritten sick note.
And by ‘sick note,’ I imply ‘order to engage in classified military activity.’ The note says “I am writing to advise [BLANK] is to be relieved of all existing duties commencing 0001 hours on October 25. The situations of their absence are of a hugely classified nature, therefore must not be topic to questioning due to the sensitivity of activities throughout the aforementioned time period.
“Their contribution to the activity at hand is of International Significance. You may well overhear them discussing preparations for their time away, and we advise that you do not engage. Please disregard terminology ‘loadout,’ ‘sesh,’ ‘we on,’ ‘no scope,’ and ‘them Ws.’ As a citizen, this is none of your concern.”
In a lovely touch, the note is signed by Colin O’Duty.
— Contact of Duty UK (@CallofDutyUK) October 24, 2019
You can get it on suitable letterhead above if you require to make use of this excusing energy.
Verify out our Contemporary Warfare assessment for an in-depth explanation of why you must be playing it, or dig into the complete Contemporary Warfare score roundup if you want a second (or third or fourth) opinion. We’ve also got a complete list of Contact of Duty: Contemporary Warfare weapons if you have got time to kill and nonetheless require to make your loadout.